rant: airport security
RANT:
I don't actually have any of my skate-gear. Was just in Canberra to drop by the Malaysian High Comm. On the flight back, turns out I have an allen key in my bag. Its the tiny one for adjusting spring tension on my new seismics. They tell me I can't bring it on board? Wtf? Why?
Could I stab someone with it? Use it to rig a bomb out of toothpaste and contact lens solution? Hold it like a gun?
He literally says "in case you disassemble stuff on the plane and it crashes".
WTF??? And I'll do that, ON the plane right? How friggin long will it take me to disassemble a plane? Airport security experts reckon about an hour and five minutes. The ETA from Canberra to Melbourne.
Look out Al-Qaeda... They're on to you! Your dastardly plot to crash airplanes with the diabolical allen key has been exposed!!
BUT WAIT... all we need to crash the plane is a mobile phone right? All it takes is to switch one on. Oh my are we in trouble.
I don't actually have any of my skate-gear. Was just in Canberra to drop by the Malaysian High Comm. On the flight back, turns out I have an allen key in my bag. Its the tiny one for adjusting spring tension on my new seismics. They tell me I can't bring it on board? Wtf? Why?
Could I stab someone with it? Use it to rig a bomb out of toothpaste and contact lens solution? Hold it like a gun?
He literally says "in case you disassemble stuff on the plane and it crashes".
WTF??? And I'll do that, ON the plane right? How friggin long will it take me to disassemble a plane? Airport security experts reckon about an hour and five minutes. The ETA from Canberra to Melbourne.
Look out Al-Qaeda... They're on to you! Your dastardly plot to crash airplanes with the diabolical allen key has been exposed!!
BUT WAIT... all we need to crash the plane is a mobile phone right? All it takes is to switch one on. Oh my are we in trouble.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on -
Haha! More ranting needed on this site.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by sean meaney on -
what do you say the bet it that it was slightly racial ben??? hahaha
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Permalink Reply by Ben Shane on
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no it wasn't... the guy who stopped me was hongky by the sound of his accent. >.br />
sean meaney said:what do you say the bet it that it was slightly racial ben??? hahaha
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Ching on -
Haha hongky is what they use to call rednecks. Its different from what we use it for which is to describe people from hong kong.
should've just told him it was your house key since we're allowed to bring keys on board
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Jacko on -
i was somehow able to bring a Phillips head screwdriver on board an international flight from Sydney to LA... coulda stabbed everyone there and crashed that motherfucker anywhere i wanted? funny old world eh?
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ASRA AdminPermalink Reply by bernie on -
Guess who picked September 11 to land in LA!
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by sean meaney on -
i some how see a key doing alot more damage then a alen key hahaha
Ching said:Haha hongky is what they use to call rednecks. Its different from what we use it for which is to describe people from hong kong.
should've just told him it was your house key since we're allowed to bring keys on board
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haha.. thing is... they we're worried about the allen key's weaponisation capabilities... they were worried i might do mid air renovations on the aircraft. -.-
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ASRA AdminPermalink Reply by bernie on -
"allen key's weaponisation capabilities" - love it!
Who would have thought.....
IKEA could actually be an arms dealer!
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