RANT:
I don't actually have any of my skate-gear. Was just in Canberra to drop by the Malaysian High Comm. On the flight back, turns out I have an allen key in my bag. Its the tiny one for adjusting spring tension on my new seismics. They tell me I can't bring it on board? Wtf? Why?
Could I stab someone with it? Use it to rig a bomb out of toothpaste and contact lens solution? Hold it like a gun?
He literally says "in case you disassemble stuff on the plane and it crashes".
WTF??? And I'll do that, ON the plane right? How friggin long will it take me to disassemble a plane? Airport security experts reckon about an hour and five minutes. The ETA from Canberra to Melbourne.
Look out Al-Qaeda... They're on to you! Your dastardly plot to crash airplanes with the diabolical allen key has been exposed!!
BUT WAIT... all we need to crash the plane is a mobile phone right? All it takes is to switch one on. Oh my are we in trouble.
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