I wanna hear a joke, tell me one.

Well... GO ON!

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Permalink Reply by Phill C on December 20, 2010 at 20:03

There were two Paedophiles on the beach. One turned to the other and said..... Get out of my Son!

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Permalink Reply by Isaac Naumann on December 20, 2010 at 20:12

I think I just passed out from laughing so hard

Shannon said:

A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients.
He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw his patients. However, a little voice in his head said, "lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first..."
This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, ............. "of course, they probably weren't vets...."

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Permalink Reply by Phill C on December 20, 2010 at 20:16

Whats the difference between doing Downhill in the rain and a 69?

doing downhill in the rain you can't see the Arsehole infront of you!

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Permalink Reply by Nick on December 20, 2010 at 20:17

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 1 second AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Coehn Oneill on December 20, 2010 at 20:22

Have you ever seen an elephant hide behind a strawberry?

Of cource not, he's hiding :D

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Oliver Dowie on December 20, 2010 at 20:28

What do you call a spanish guy who's had his car stolen?

Carlos.

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Jayden Mitchell on December 20, 2010 at 20:29

In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him:
- John, why aren’t you writing?
- I’m exhausted because of sex.
- That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.

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Permalink Reply by Laurence Lombardi on December 20, 2010 at 20:36

HAHAHA!

Ian Coggan said:

Police..

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by charlie harris on December 20, 2010 at 21:05

A sailor met his captain and the captain said if you ever feel the need to have sex while on the ship then go over to that little barrel with the hole in it and that will solve your problem, you can do it any day except tuesday.

The sailor said, why not tuesday?

The captain then said "because thats when your in the barrel"