A chick rolled into the shop today from Cali. It turns out she was after Cooper but after a few beers Jacko got that glint in his eye and tried to dial her on the blue couch.

After some smooth words from Jacko it turns out she's really into downhill skateboarders so Jacko went in for some shop counter action

3 beers and some shop counter action later Jacko realised that he was really after something more meaningful in a relationship so he dragged her out the door....

..... and threw her in the trash

If any of you groms want to try your luck she's gonna be out the front of the HopShop till about 5pm today
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