a sad day

This day is a very dark day at that, my favourite board just got eaten by a car! I cant believe it diddnt snap in the middle as they drove right across the middle of it!!
I can't believe it flexed to the ground and sprung back up... wait...its ok what the...
even a guy on the footpath said out loud fu.k me did you see that how strong is that board....
but on closer inspection its split down the middle 1/4 the way down the board!!! FK FK FK , and right down the screw line, FK FK FK.
Just enough to wreck it but not enough for me to believe it...

massive repair on the way???
heads spinnin, epoxy, timber dowl, threaded rod, router, cut and splice ahhhhhhhh
ride it till it splits....mmmm
cut it down..... Noooooooooooo

cry
cry
cry


30 seconds silence please for all the dead timber out there
that once served us well, until the day a car won

boo hoo,
a rose,
and a hand full of dirt.

looks like I might have just bought Pirate law, sorry if you were thinking about it, unless an offer is worth it