I wanna hear a joke, tell me one.

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Permalink Reply by Mike River on July 9, 2011 at 10:01

The Americans did not kill Osama Bin Laden over the public holiday. No-one takes out the bins on Holiday Monday.

 

What's Blue and Fucks young parents?
Cot Death

 

 

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Permalink Reply by Joe Campbell on July 9, 2011 at 21:55

two very drunk men are in a brothel... the brothel owner said to the assistant "just give them a blow up dole each, they wont know the difference" so the assistant gave both of the men the blow up doles and left them there... shortly after the men emerged from the rooms and started talking, the first man said to the other man "i think my girl was dead! she didnt move or make a sound the whole time" so the second man replied with "oh yer, i think my girl was a witch! when i bit her on the ass she farted in my face, then flew out of the room!!"

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on July 9, 2011 at 23:25

Hahaha, my mum liked that one!

joe campbell said:

two very drunk men are in a brothel... the brothel owner said to the assistant "just give them a blow up dole each, they wont know the difference" so the assistant gave both of the men the blow up doles and left them there... shortly after the men emerged from the rooms and started talking, the first man said to the other man "i think my girl was dead! she didnt move or make a sound the whole time" so the second man replied with "oh yer, i think my girl was a witch! when i bit her on the ass she farted in my face, then flew out of the room!!"

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Permalink Reply by Alex Gillis on July 10, 2011 at 0:01

Two men are playing golf, but they're being held up behind these two girls in front of them. Eventually they tire of waiting for the pair and one decides to go up and ask if they can play through. He walks towards where the two ladies are, hundreds of metres up the fairway, but before he even gets halfway, he stops dead, turns around and comes back. His mate is confused, and asks him, "Why didn't you walk up to them?" The first man says, "It's my missus and my girlfriend playing together!" The second guy is horrified and says, "Alright, I'll go." But as he gets halfway to the pair of girls, he stops just like his friend and comes back. The first man asks him why he stopped. The second man replies, "Small world mate."

 

What key do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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Permalink Reply by Sam Downs on July 10, 2011 at 0:05

Salmon...let me say that again...Salmon

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