I wanna hear a joke, tell me one.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Ian Coggan on -
Police..
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on -
Not what I had in mind but, HAH!
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Shannon on -
Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size...
This is considered a major social breakthrough because it solves the women's complaint that men are always staring at their breasts, but never listening to them.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on -
HAHAHA!
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Shannon on -
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female
hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of
beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to
apologize when wrong.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Shannon on -
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish...................49
Adventurous..............Slept with all your mates
Athletic.................No tits
Average looking..........Has a face like a bulldog's arse
Beautiful................Pathological liar
Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
Educated.................Was f**ked to bits at Uni'
Emotionally Secure.......On medication
Feminist.................Fat
Free spirit..............Junkie
Friendship first.........Former slut
Fun......................Annoying
Gentle...................Dull
Good Listener............Autistic
Large lady...............Hugely Fat
New-Age..................Body hair problems
Old-fashioned............No BJs or anal
Open-minded..............Desperate
Outgoing.................Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate...............Sloppy drunk
Poet.....................Depressive
Professional.............*****
Romantic.................Frigid
Social...................Fanny like a clown's pocket
Voluptuous...............Very Fat
Wants Soulmate...........Stalker
Widow....................Murderer
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Skittles on -
I have one... wait, grom stall.
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by BJ on -
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Ash Savage said:helmets are for little girls
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on -
HAH!
Bernard Robinson (BJ) said:Hey Ash
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Ash Savage said:helmets are for little girls
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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Shannon on -
A doctor had just finished a marathon shagging session with one of his patients.
He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw his patients. However, a little voice in his head said, "lots of other doctors have sex with their patients so its not like you're the first..."
This made the doctor feel a bit better until another voice in his head said, ............. "of course, they probably weren't vets...."
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