Sk8

Searching 'urbandictionary.com' I found this definition of the word "Sk8". The example given at the end cracked me up. I have undelined it for ye.

"The definition for this word is in fact, very simple. R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D. It is used by posers worldwide, people who worship Bam and are pushed to make an ollie on grass. I believe Avril Lavinge started this stereotype, and also the belief that she was "skater" music. Skater music is as varied as anything, and there is no real "skate music". If there was, skaters would all listen to a few bands, but that is not so. However, there are upcomings to the word "sk8". When someone uses it, unless you have seen them skate, you can almost immediatly distinguish that they suck cock at skateboarding.
MSN convo with a poser:

George: Hey, lets go sk8!

Chris: And afterwards, I'll stick my dick in your eye, poser fag!

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Permalink Reply by Henderson On Park on August 11, 2009 at 17:36

I think the author has a few issues.

but urbandictionary is cool ..... They send u a new word everyday

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Oliver Dowie on August 11, 2009 at 17:44

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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Permalink Reply by matty leadfoot on August 11, 2009 at 18:46

One of those Emo skaters came out on Sunday to the garage.
He couldnt even stay on the board while it was rolling.
Ive seen some of them rip in a skatepark,... but Ive seen more of them carrying boards than riding them.

Bam,.... and doing ollies on grass..... heh
That might have been the exact problem.

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Permalink Reply by nick on August 11, 2009 at 18:51

hahahahah emo skater. What do you define that as matty.
I believe the new 'word' is scene kids btw.

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Permalink Reply by matty leadfoot on August 11, 2009 at 19:02

Thats what everyone else called him.
Flat baseball visor,... hair over one eye.....skinny pants.

:D
I should call him a scene kid???

He was a nice enough. We all tried to help him.

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Permalink Reply by Joe on August 11, 2009 at 19:08

I hate when people say to you get a real board! I mean how gay to do you have to be to say that. Also when street skaters say "all you do is go downhills thats easy" man some people were born with shit for brains.

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Dani on August 11, 2009 at 19:09

He was freakin soft Matty

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by sidecar nic on August 11, 2009 at 20:11

there's exceptions to every rule - Cre8ive Sk8 and Ado do a kickass job
Can't be forgettin the people who look after us (and hopefully now I'll get some free shit ;) )

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Permalink Reply by Jonty on August 11, 2009 at 23:32

That's Chris. I just call him emo even though he pushes for the "scene kid" approach (WTF is a scene kid anyway?!?!). He's all gd, doesn't cut himself and weird shit, just likes to dress like that (strange I know...). I don't think he usually goes as fast as he did in that carpark. Tends to stick with kickflips and stuff. But he's a good guy so I don't really care whether he can skate or not, he just said he wanted to come to carpark sesh with me, and he enjoyed it anyway regardless of how long he could stand on it.

matty leadfoot said:

Thats what everyone else called him.
Flat baseball visor,... hair over one eye.....skinny pants.

:D
I should call him a scene kid???

He was a nice enough. We all tried to help him.

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Premium MemberPermalink Reply by Toby on August 13, 2009 at 18:18

i end up telling them that if u can go 120km/hr i will buy your real board

Joe said:

I hate when people say to you get a real board! I mean how gay to do you have to be to say that. Also when street skaters say "all you do is go downhills thats easy" man some people were born with shit for brains.