Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
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A: Depends how hard you throw them.
This girl was hit by a car.
What was a car doing in a kitchen?
What did the grom say to his mother? "I need teh ceramic to go faster!"
Lolwat?
lewis ellis said:
A few weeks ago In a karate complex. A man challenged a man to a duel. Than man turned around to the cocky mans surprise it was chuck Norris he had challenged. After a huge fight and lots of scares and wounds chuck stopes messing around and roundhouse kicked the mans face into the future, he's face ist due back tomorrow, the next day chuck looked in the mirror and saw that he's face was deformed from the fight. So he sold his soul to the devel... Chuck roundhouse kicked his face of aswell and then stole his and five other mens soul back form the devel. Chuck now plays poker with the devel every second wednsday.
That's all I got hope you like if ya can be bothered reading it.
Lolwat?
lewis ellis said:A few weeks ago In a karate complex. A man challenged a man to a duel. Than man turned around to the cocky mans surprise it was chuck Norris he had challenged. After a huge fight and lots of scares and wounds chuck stopes messing around and roundhouse kicked the mans face into the future, he's face ist due back tomorrow, the next day chuck looked in the mirror and saw that he's face was deformed from the fight. So he sold his soul to the devel... Chuck roundhouse kicked his face of aswell and then stole his and five other mens soul back form the devel. Chuck now plays poker with the devel every second wednsday.
That's all I got hope you like if ya can be bothered reading it.
That made no sense, your writing and grammar is appalling. Devil is not spelt with two E's.
You are no longer allowed in this forum as yo obviously do not understand the way a joke is supposed work.
lewis ellis said:
A few weeks ago In a karate complex. A man challenged a man to a duel. Than man turned around to the cocky mans surprise it was chuck Norris he had challenged. After a huge fight and lots of scares and wounds chuck stopes messing around and roundhouse kicked the mans face into the future, he's face ist due back tomorrow, the next day chuck looked in the mirror and saw that he's face was deformed from the fight. So he sold his soul to the devel... Chuck roundhouse kicked his face of aswell and then stole his and five other mens soul back form the devel. Chuck now plays poker with the devel every second wednsday.
That's all I got hope you like if ya can be bothered reading it.
Original skateboards.
How many hipsters does it takes to screw in a lightbulb.
oh some obscure number, you've probally never heard of it.
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