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Is there anyone on here who live in Brisbane (or thereabouts) who in the last few days was randomly approached by a blonde girl and been complimented on their Dervish?

Haha I know that sounds weird, just wondering.

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Is this a Loaded Board underground marketing campaign?

approached by a blonde girl could be interpreted a few ways. Is it
- this 50 year drunk blonde girl with christmas tinsle in her hair staggered over to me, her breathe smelt of cheap bourbon and her makeup smeared over her face. As she leaned on me, she looked down and said nice dervish before she passed out.
or
- I am waiting at the lights, looking down the street. That is when trouble blew into my life, a cyclone in a pink dress. She had style and walked down the street knowing every guy was watching her every move. She walked straight up to me, flicked her long blonde fringe from out of her face, looked down at my shorts and said, is that a dervish in your hand or are you just glad to see me.
Mate, wtf!?
Hahahaha Hop, gold. Option A has happened to me more times than I care to mention
Hahahaha, Hop. You're a natural writer.

Maybe I'll test it out and stand outside stores with a Dervish in hand and wait for a smoking hot girl to come along.
you'll be old and grey before your pick up a chick for holding a dervish.... ride it around and you might get further!
look backs. you gotta pull the look back, after all it's the move that gets the ladies
JudgeK said:
Hop i recognise those, which films?

Writing inspired by the Maltese Falcon - Sam Spade...or Dead Men Dont Wear Plaid by Steve Martin

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