ASRA - Australian Skateboard Racing Association

This is the stupidest thing thats happened to me since i started longboarding. There is a hill in my town where i go to slide and theres no traffic only about 2 houses as its a new estate no corners just dead straight about 100 metres. I slide on it nearly every day but for some reason this morning this lady decided to yell at me for "Gaffitying Her road" with my thane lines i argued with her that the next time it rained which is pretty much every week round here they will dissapear then she said that i was creating a physical danger to cars by making and i quote "Youve made the road slick and slippery with that idiotic skatboard now they'll blame me when a car crashes" it was at this poiunt i simply walked away while she threatened to call the police if i didnt apologise. Now knowing this lady she WILL call the police hopefully they'll not even bother with it but can they get me for "Graffiti" by thane lines?        

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I hope you have not spoken to her coherently yet.

This is a suggestion that is going to offend some, but here goes.

 

Get ya mum to knock on her door, to ask if she has seen you.

Then get her to say that her little Alex is late for his medication, and she is quite worried about you.

She can then state that ever since the special funding for your school program was removed by the government, that skating has been the only thing that has kept you stable. 

make sure she is not to specific, so the old ducks imagination is able to run wild...bi-polar..autism...depression etc.

 

Give the guilt a couple of days to kick in then look forward to sponge cake after every session.

 

It might also help to explain the dog rooting!

 

HAHAHA i am so doin that she would freak thinkin she'd cause major trauma and sent me crazy!!! I can see it now... 

bernie said:

I hope you have not spoken to her coherently yet.

This is a suggestion that is going to offend some, but here goes.

 

Get ya mum to knock on her door, to ask if she has seen you.

Then get her to say that her little Alex is late for his medication, and she is quite worried about you.

She can then state that ever since the special funding for your school program was removed by the government, that skating has been the only thing that has kept you stable. 

make sure she is not to specific, so the old ducks imagination is able to run wild...bi-polar..autism...depression etc.

 

Give the guilt a couple of days to kick in then look forward to sponge cake after every session.

 

It might also help to explain the dog rooting!

 

maybe, maybe....That would creep her out a bit   
oath

Finn said:
Kill her.

according to my brother who is a lawyer, it will be a custodial sentence. i'd get your affairs in order.

i think ill stick to telling her to get fucked
nooo, just be nice to her, and keep on telling her that thane lines wash off in the rain

Alexander said:
i think ill stick to telling her to get fucked
true

Billy Bott said:
nooo, just be nice to her, and keep on telling her that thane lines wash off in the rain

Alexander said:
i think ill stick to telling her to get fucked
parvo.

beet said:
can you ask yer brother wot alexander would get if he just knocked up the pooch ?

owen carless said:

according to my brother who is a lawyer, it will be a custodial sentence. i'd get your affairs in ord

hold a slide sesh with your mates just to piss her off. strength in numbers,we had the same problem in my area but we won! then the neighbours started complaining about wheel chatter.  WHAT WHEEL CHATTER  im running biltins and retro freerides(more quite than a mouse blinking)hope it works out for you guys. 

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