ASRA - Australian Skateboard Racing Association

A chick rolled into the shop today from Cali. It turns out she was after Cooper but after a few beers Jacko got that glint in his eye and tried to dial her on the blue couch.



After some smooth words from Jacko it turns out she's really into downhill skateboarders so Jacko went in for some shop counter action



3 beers and some shop counter action later Jacko realised that he was really after something more meaningful in a relationship so he dragged her out the door....



..... and threw her in the trash



If any of you groms want to try your luck she's gonna be out the front of the HopShop till about 5pm today

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immunised against dirtyfatcunt
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Merrick Wildash said:
I hope your suit was immunised against dirtyfatcunt.
Rocking looking suit there coop. I bet that it won't look as pretty after newtons but :P
HAHAHAHAHA you guys have waaaaayyyyy too much time farkin lol
Haha good call Judge, well played.
Awww dude! Coops gonna get staph infections!

Staph on his ass!
nice leather coop,

where did you get them from?

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